Gordon is new person since he got the top job. When Brown finally climbed to the top of ‘the greasy poll’, he went through a transformation. The evidence is beyond dispute.
His fingernails have made a remarkable recovery. Here they are in March 2007 when he was still Chancellor:
At the TUC yesterday he was showing off his new beautifully manicured nails:
These days, rather than biting his nails, he relieves his stress in other ways by throwing mobile phones, printers and having the odd temper tantrum.
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Don't think the before and after pics would be useful to Nails Inc do you? :)
ReplyDeleteProbably not but then he will need a new job very soon. More on that in the morning.
ReplyDeleteThat's not Gordon's hands, he should only have four nails, one through each hand and one through each foot.
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