Our Dear Leader has declared that he eats alone and by doing so has to be congratulated on making his contribution to Positive News Day.
Family, friends and colleagues are reported to be delighted with the news. No longer will they have to worry about temper tantrums, flying mobiles and repeated interruptions whilst he consults Mandy on what he should eat.
Not flash. Just alone.
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Now that is good news.
ReplyDeleteOnly one step away from being completely alone.
Solitude.
I feel positive that he will find it very soon ;-)