In this age of transparency I have decided on a new policy for this blog. On the last working day of each month instead of publishing the meaningless Google Analytics statistics, I will reveal my expenses to the nation. I feel strongly that I do the same as MPs and BBC executives.
At the end of each month you will be able to see how much I have spent on vintage champagne, my costs in entertaining leading celebrities, details of all private jets hired, IT expenditure and what I spend on food. As a foretaste of what is to come you may like to know that my largest monthly outlay is on replacement Nokia phones.
I have not taken this decision lightly. However, as the nation has been transfixed by the publication of BBC executives’ expenses, I know I have taken the right decision.
I do appreciate that some readers of this blog will die of boredom when they read the post on my expenses, but I have no choice in the matter. Public funding of this blog must be maintained so I can carry on broadcasting the Government's message to the nation.
The income from the licence fee also means that this blog does not need to display any advertising.
I trust my readers fully understand that I have no choice but to comply with the Brown’s wishes at this time.
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