Having been unfairly mocked for holding up his breakfast for all to see, it is now revealed that his leader is now eating nine bananas a day to get into shape for the election:
Like with everything, Gordon is an obsessive. Bananas are his big thing now – he can't get enough of them.
The PM has always liked to chew on something during endless meetings. So the suggestion was made to him that bananas might be a more healthy option that the KitKats and fizzy drinks he loves.
It’s not the bananas, but the skins that may cause a few problems for Our Dear Leader.
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