08 February 2010

Yes, we all eat bananas


Having been unfairly mocked for holding up his breakfast for all to see, it is now revealed that his leader is now eating nine bananas a day to get into shape for the election:

Like with everything, Gordon is an obsessive. Bananas are his big thing now – he can't get enough of them.

The PM has always liked to chew on something during endless meetings. So the suggestion was made to him that bananas might be a more healthy option that the KitKats and fizzy drinks he loves.

It’s not the bananas, but the skins that may cause a few problems for Our Dear Leader.

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