Dear Gordon,
Point 1 - Never ever, in any circumstances, tease the voters about the election date. This is the second time you have done this and it’s a big mistake.
Point 2 – Do not say that this is your strongest team. It is not and you know this.
Point 3 – Do not hype an event up when you have nothing new to say.
Point 4 – Avoid using 1997 style New Labour sound bites. The electorate have moved on.
Point 5 – Do not attack members of Cameron’s team. That is for others. You are the Prime Minister.
Point 6 – Do not admit to your own failings. They are well known.
Yours
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Point7 Never enter a conference to that music again, the Mr men theme is more your style.
ReplyDeleteWell said Howard. It was nauseating his sermon today.
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