A romantic evening with Gordon Brown

Valentine's Day is fast approaching.  Are you wondering how to spend a romantic evening with your partner.  Do you buy a present.  There are the flowers to think of.  Don't worry, a ready made solution is at hand.

This year, the evening arrangements and the present come in one neat package at no cost.  On 14 February Piers Morgan, a good friend of Gordon Brown, will interview the Prime Minister in a one hour TV special:

I have known Gordon Brown for over 15 years - he is a man who has enjoyed great triumph, suffered terrible tragedy, and will soon face the biggest challenge of his career.

Of course, the chosen date for this non-rigorous interview is nothing whatsoever to do with the possibility of a March election.  Perish the thought.