This will be fun. All ministers to tweet

Oh no.  The Government has produced a Twitter strategy and all ministers will be encouraged to tweet:

Brown tweets:

I have smashed five mobile phones today

A Cabinet minister tweets:

I have been rushed to hospital with a badly bruised face

The Downing Street duty officer tweets:

I spend all my day ordering mobile phones

Mandy tweets:

My title is to be lengthened.  At present it is only 114 characters with spaces and 97 characters with no spaces.

You have been warned!