Oh no. The Government has produced a Twitter strategy and all ministers will be encouraged to tweet:
I have smashed five mobile phones today
A Cabinet minister tweets:
I have been rushed to hospital with a badly bruised face
The Downing Street duty officer tweets:
I spend all my day ordering mobile phones
My title is to be lengthened. At present it is only 114 characters with spaces and 97 characters with no spaces.
You have been warned!