A rare breed of ‘Goat’, based in Whitehall, has been hit by a disease for which there is no cure. These ‘Goats’ have been suffering from a killer virus for months which picks off victims one by one. It has been discovered that this breed of ‘Goat’ become ill after spending too much time in No 10, where they are physically attacked by mobile phones and on some occasions printers.
Two years ago there were five ‘Goats’. They have died off at regular intervals and today there is only one of this rare breed left. All possible measures are being taken to preserve the life of the one remaining ‘Goat’, but his life is expected to come to a sad end by May of next year at the latest.
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