The super-soar-away Indy is having a good try as it attempts to reverse falling sales.
The paper offers “a tantalising glimpse into how Mr Berlusconi reportedly spent the night of 4 November 2008”.
You will have to press on this link to read the story due to the family friendly nature of this blog.
Here is a teaser:
Silvio: I’m going to take a shower too. And if you finish before me, wait for me on the big bed.
Patrizia: Which bed? Putin's?
Patrizia: Oh, how cute! The one with the curtains.
Silvio: Everything good?
Patrizia: Yes, you?
Silvio: Me, yes. I've worked a lot. This morning I went to open an exhibition, I made a wonderful speech, that got lots of applause, and I don't seem too tired.
Patrizia: Ah, just like me in fact. I'm not tired, I've not slept. It's just my voice that has gone.
Silvio: Eh, how come? We didn't scream.
Clearly, we have a leader at odds with Brown’s philosophy of spending all his waking hours fighting the recession.