Rest assured, our public servants are well looked after.
Exhibit 1 – The Ministry of Justice employ 970 HR staff out of a total of 3,680 officials.
Exhibit 2 - Department for Work and Pensions employ 400 HR staff out of a total of 5,650 officials.
A spokesman for the Ministry of Justice says:
It is "unable to reconcile" the figures, which were compiled by the Office for National Statistics, with its own "management information".
Whatever that may mean.
One can only assume that it is not only in Downing Street that mobile phones and printers take to the air.