Brown can’t think out of the box

Our pre-programmed PM is like a machine gun.  When something happens he just comes out with a standard quote changing the words to suit:

We are doing everything in our power to ensure services, road, rail and airports are open as quickly as possible, and we are continuing to monitor this throughout the day

At least London has a Mayor who can think out the box:

There's no doubt about it, this is the right kind of snow, it's just the wrong kind of quantities

My message to the heavens is: 'You've put on a fantastic display of snow power but that is probably quite enough

It will be wonderful if the heavens could dump some leadership into Downing Street!