14 February 2009

Valentine’s Day – an important announcement


To be published by all media outlets at 00.00hrs Saturday 14th February 2009:

“A Valentine’s greeting was sent out from an unknown source that will be delivered to all UK taxpayers on Saturday.  This card was sent with love and said that bank shares would ultimately make money for you all.

The logistics of sending out this card to millions of people meant that the unknown source had to send them before the reported Lloyds losses on Friday.

The unknown source will not apologise for any confusion caused”


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