08 March 2010

Shock revelations about our leaders

The nation will be in a state of deep shock this morning.  Elaine Quigley, a graphologist, has analysed the handwriting of the leaders of the main political parties.  Her findings will take your breath away:

Brown "won't be told what to do" and "doesn't trust people who are careless about details"

Cameron is "skilled at talking his way in and out of things" and is "independent, intelligent, with integrity".

Nick Clegg can "get what he wants without aggression" and is "larger than life".

Once you have recovered your composure there is an added bonus:

Mr Cameron has a taste for books by left-winger Tony Benn.

Perhaps the rumoured left-wing tendencies in the Cameron household are true.

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