19 March 2010

If you look like Gordon Brown……

Following yesterday’s announcement that Gordon Brown will be knocking at your door for a cuppa during the election campaign, the phones haven't stopped ringing.  Everybody wants to meet Our Dear Leader.

To cope with the demand, events are being organised to find a lookalike.  There has been little success in England, so the hunt has moved north of the border to find anyone that resembles the Prime Minister.

The need is urgent.  The search is coming to a town or city near you this weekend.

All lookalikes will be asked two simple questions:

Do you understand defence spending?

Has ‘boom and bust’ been abolished?

If you don’t know the answers, just pluck up the courage to say “no”.

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